Smartphone Lover Pillows

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Check this out! I just installed a personal security app on my smartphone!'

"I'm just checking my balance..."

"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone."

"I downloaded this gullibility-checker app... for only five hundred bucks."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"I post therefore I am."

"Waiting for your phone to update is not living off the grid."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Halloween Selfie

"It's amazing how digital technology enable us all to be so connected."

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

Appy Hour

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"While the device may be an extension of your person, screen repairs aren't covered here."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Digital Fomo!

'Bring out yer books!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Moon Lander

United Church of OMG

Current location

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."