Smartphone Fanatics Pillows

If you've stopped acting like a tech geek, you can no longer be my arch-nemesis. Unless

Haircuts

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Digital Fomo!

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Halloween Selfie

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The Eternal Question

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'