Mobile Phone Aficionado Mugs

There's no evidence that prolonged cellular phone usage causes brain tumours

Danger: Fall Hazard

"Rubbish ringtones, mate!"

'Sorry, babes, but I need to hang up. My mobile's just become unfashionable.'

'Sorry, guess I walked through a dead zone.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Looks like I missed three calls of the wild.'

'I thought I might buy you a new mobile for your birthday Gavin.'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"A mobile phone is wasted on you."

You cannot deny the will of the people. that thing is a monkey. We demand our rights. What rights? Do whatever you want! I'm not your keeper. We demand that you stop insulting us and our gadgets! Second, we would like you to call our mobile device by its proper nickname, iPookie Bear. I almost feel sorry for dictators.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: I'm really excited about being old enough (13) to have my own cellphone soon. But my dad won't get me the iPhone X. He'll only get me an Android. Yuck. SMH. How do I get him to understand how much that's going to ruin my life so that he'll get me the X? HMB, Charlotte. I would like modern society to reconsider its freakish aversion to corporal punishment! I mean l ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com

But it's a calamity! We don't care! But the world will never be the same! So what? But it's not too late for you all to do something about it!!! House of Java.net Cybercafe. We don't feel like it. But AT&T's phasing out "grandfathered" unlimited data for iPhone!

It's ok. I'm just adding you to my contacts list.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

Digital Fomo!

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."