Mobile Phone Aficionados Mugs

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

The horror of mistext

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Technology and Love

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Phone Mittens

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Grandad Prodigy

Children and technolohgy

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"This is gonna be great!"