Mobile Phone Aficionados Gifts

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

The horror of mistext

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

'I'm on the way!'

Phone Mittens

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Grandad Prodigy