Smartphone Aficionados Gifts

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."

"No...Losing your smart-phone doesn't entitle you to a disability allowance."

"Angry humans!"

"Luckily, it's got a retina retina retina retina retina retina retina screen."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

Digital Fomo!

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Halloween Selfie

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Phone Mittens

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"This is gonna be great!"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Grandad Prodigy

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"