Smartphone Enthusiast Gifts

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Inexplicably sharon wasn't interested in a second date.

'Running out on your check at a restaurant and yelling, 'catch me if you can,' isn't an acceptable mobile payment option.'

"Er, that's great, can you do anything else?"

Cell Phone Addiction Treatment Center.

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

Farmers and new technologies

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"Are you deaf? I've been tweeting you for ten minutes!"

"Baldo, I'm thinking of limiting your cell phone use."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"The only problem I have with this is my not being able to text."

"I hope it was in airplane mode.

"No prizes for guessing why this is called an 'I'phone."

"What's wrong with sexting? It's not like anyone gets hurt."

"I tried to tell a friend what you look like, but all I could describe was the top of your head."

'You think you're sooo smart!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

The Modern Boxer

"Hi, Honey, the phone's on you - I reversed the charges."

"You won't believe this: he told me that I never listen."

"You can't believe everything you read on antisocial media, Henry."

"I miss the days when he brought me his leash to go for a walk. Apparently, he's been watching our kids, because now all he wants to do is get on the phone."

Cat and Dog addicted to screens

"Ahem!"

"I can't find the; 'when the fun stops, stop' app."

Grandad Prodigy

'I've finally solved the battery life problem on my smartphone.'

"Wordle again?"

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Why must you watch TV on your cellphone? Flexibility. I can watch whenever. Isn't that why you record shows? I can also watch wherever. What, like in the freakin' can?! Nothing so silly as that. Stoplights used to be so boring. I'm Jack Bauer.

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."