Mobile Fanatic Pillows

'When did they come up with a 'coughing up a hair ball' ringtone?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Useless add-ons.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Heel.'

Phone Mittens

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"