Mobile Fanatic Prints

'When did they come up with a 'coughing up a hair ball' ringtone?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Useless add-ons.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Phone Mittens

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man-mobile

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Heel.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"