Phone Fanatic Prints

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'What is it?'

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

Squashed on the road.

Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'You have smart phone dependency, also known as compulsive communication syndrome.'

"It's tragic really. With this handset I cna phone, fax or e-mail anyone in the world, but I've got bugger all to say."

"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."

"Don't force it. Let me call tech support."

Texting in the Middle of a Conversation.

'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'

The Eternal Question

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

"Do you mind, can't you see I'm on the phone"

"Aren't you worried about passing the virus on to your nearest and dearest?"

Man, dining at formal restaurant, has a place set for his beloved cell phone across the table.

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

If Paul Revere had voice mail. "You've reached the British invasion hotline. If they're coming by land, push one

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

'It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone.'

Fourth of July tip: look up

When Technology Attacks.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."