Mobile Phone Geek T-Shirts

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'Man, times have changed.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Batman - Face ID

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Richard Branson caricature.

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.