Phone Geeks T-Shirts

'When I say draw, we'll draw!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Children and technolohgy

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!