Mobile Tech Fan Gifts

Indian making smoke signals with a 'One to One' blankets

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Batman - Face ID

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Escalator joust.

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Richard Branson caricature.

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Smartphone reads eye chart

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'