Mobile Phone Lover Gifts

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'

'He loved mobiles.'

Are you getting this text message I'm sending you?

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Man, times have changed.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Halloween Selfie

Batman - Face ID

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm on the way!'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'