Mobile Phone Lover Gifts

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'

'He loved mobiles.'

Are you getting this text message I'm sending you?

'Man, times have changed.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Halloween Selfie

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

Batman - Face ID

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm on the way!'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"