Cell Phone Lover Gifts

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Halloween Selfie

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."