Cell Phone Lover Gifts

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Halloween Selfie

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Phone Mittens

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Phone generation.

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."