Mobile Lover Gifts

Wedding Texting

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Halloween Selfie

Batman - Face ID

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"How deep are those pockets?"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Richard Branson caricature.

Smartphone reads eye chart

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Therapy - mobile.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'