Mobile Lover Pillows

Wedding Texting

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Halloween Selfie

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Batman - Face ID

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Smartphone reads eye chart

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

Therapy - mobile.

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'