Device Lover Prints

'He loved his mobile!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Haircuts

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.