Gadget Lover Gifts

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'Well, I'm lost. NURSE! MY GPS!'

Modern camping

Robot surgery.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"I know nobody needs one, that's where the advertising people come in"

'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'

'Why don't you put all that stuff away, and go watch some good old-fashioned TV?'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

'We can fix it for $79 or you can buy a new one for $12.99.'

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Swiss Army cellphone.

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'Now the Catholics and Protestants are getting along, but the PC and Mac people are fighting.'

'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

Super Kopter!

Nordic Trak Reading Machine

"And next year's model actually feeds the meter for you..."

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

'Do you think technology is making us dumb?'

'If even one speck of dirt touches the grid, the entire house is locked down for 72 hours. Pretty cool, huh?'

'The sixty inch comes with our exclusive hide away plan.You're welcome to hide away here until your wife calms down.'

"What, never seen a person without a camera take a selfie before?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'You can put away your translating calculator now. I'm speaking to you in English.'

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"