Gadget Lover Gifts

"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

'Well, I'm lost. NURSE! MY GPS!'

Robot surgery.

"I know nobody needs one, that's where the advertising people come in"

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Modern camping

'Why don't you put all that stuff away, and go watch some good old-fashioned TV?'

'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Swiss Army cellphone.

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

'We can fix it for $79 or you can buy a new one for $12.99.'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

'We're letting you go . . . your smart hone can do your job without you.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

Super Kopter!

'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

'Now the Catholics and Protestants are getting along, but the PC and Mac people are fighting.'

Radio-controlled piranhas!

"I need a nap!"

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Nordic Trak Reading Machine

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

'Do you think technology is making us dumb?'

'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?