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'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

"Cutting edge stuff, Mrs Bellamy - Cordless Bell Ringing."

Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Fatal attraction

'Quick! Where's your power port?!'

Stun-gun target practice

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'I turned off autocorrect but I still blame it if someone is offended by something I text to them.'

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

"Kids must use technology at an earlier age these days. This stroller comes with a Bluetooth, computer, and a phone charger."

Crystal Ball Plug

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

"I wept for I had no service. Then, met a man who had no thumbs."

'Did you say he could listen to my MP3 player?!'

'Hi - how are you?'

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

"If you don't believe I wasn't talking on my cell phone, ask my wife."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."