Gadgeteering Enthusiasts Gifts

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Dawing your Cellphone

Useless add-ons.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"We don't talk anymore."