Gadgeteering Enthusiasts Gifts

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Internet.