Gadget Geeks Gifts

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Accident App

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

A Blackberry tombstone

Outdoor Activities in the Digital Age

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Drones

Teenager with 'I am fitted with cctv' shirt.

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'I need time off so I can stay home to learn how to use my remote.'

Robot porn.

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Treadmill prototype

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality

Almost Done.

"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"We don't talk anymore."