Gadget Geekery Gifts

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dawing your Cellphone

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Digital Fomo!

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Toy plane with pilot eject.

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

"We don't talk anymore."

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'E-books?'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'