Geeky Gadget Lover Gifts

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

The Modern Novel.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Two Generations of Readers