Geeky Gadget Lover Pillows

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers