Gadget Lovers Pillows

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"It's some kind of recharging pod."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"When I said to turn off all electronic devices, I didn't mean you!"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"That GPS navigator we ordered got lost in the mail."

Scan And Repair

"Aw, his first mobile..."

'You'll see, the world will beat a path to our door!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I can fly hands free with the Roomba."

"It's all about the internet of things now."

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

Haircuts

'The manual says: 'GPS Systems do not work in tunnels'... How could this gadget of yours possibly help us find our way in the warren?'

Screen Addiction at the Funeral

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

The three bears getting a delivery of a hi-fi, midi hi-fi and mini hi-fi.

Teasmaid / Egg, saudage, beans and toast maid.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Frogs and selfie sticks

'This app walks the dog for you.'

"Look, I got him his first phone."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).