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Very old fashioned computer.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Dawing your Cellphone

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'