Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."

Patent Office.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Please turn off all cell phones & personal electronics during this surgeons.'

'When I was your age the whole family had to gather around just one screen.'

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'You always lift me up when I'm down.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

"Hey, look, grampa was a flip phone!"

'I'm taking you off texting for a while.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"A rotary nasal hair trimmer! However did you guess?"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Shellfie

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

Elmer's Hardware: 'I want one of thingamajigs! You know what I mean, a doohickey!'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

"...And another unique feature of this model is the turbo boast button,..."

Remote control sheepdog

'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

'Yes it's the smalllest, slimmest watch in the world. The only 'down-side' is the battery!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

GPS stork delivery

'See? If you start to sleepwalk, the collar gives you a little jolt immediately wakes you up!'

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

'The bad news is, someone just stole our surgical instruments. The good news is, I still have my Swiss army knife.'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'