Gadget Enthusiast T-Shirts

"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."

Patent Office.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Please turn off all cell phones & personal electronics during this surgeons.'

'When I was your age the whole family had to gather around just one screen.'

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

'You always lift me up when I'm down.'

"Hey, look, grampa was a flip phone!"

'Ready for your bedtime Kindle, Bobby?'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'I'm taking you off texting for a while.'

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'Excuse me...are you okay?'

Remote control sheepdog

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"...And another unique feature of this model is the turbo boast button,..."

Shellfie

"A rotary nasal hair trimmer! However did you guess?"

'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

Elmer's Hardware: 'I want one of thingamajigs! You know what I mean, a doohickey!'

"No! I'm not waiting in line for an iPhone. I live here!"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Computer-controlled heating system.

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'I love this new enhancement.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'