Tech Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"Oh, no. My wife's drone!"

Frank was beginning to wonder whether microchipping his cat had been a good idea or not.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

"We're preparing Jason to be my successor. That's the only thing we do here that you can call 'grooming'."

'Don't believe everything you read on your WAP wrapper.'

'I can remotely activate almost anything in this office, except him.'

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'