Tech Gadget Lover Pillows

If your GPS gave directions like the rest of us.

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

'Wait a minute, this isn't a wide screen digital television....it's a bloody fish tank!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"The second camera records anyone trying to disable the first camera."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Share the thrills of the Moonlight Sonata with the new Head-Mounted-Pro-Stunt-MusicSport-Camcorder.

Introducing the Faux Pas Eliminator!

Faecal Recognition Technology

"I assume sir won't be requiring the facial-recognition app."

"HDTV?"

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"A mobile phone is wasted on you."

Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'

Man is robbed whilst he decides what to eat.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'