Tech Gadget Admirer Pillows

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Dawing your Cellphone

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'