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"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

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"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

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Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

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'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'