Gadget Devotee Pillows

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Textin’"

Useless add-ons.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Is this the new input device?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'