Tech Gadgets Lover Pillows

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."