Tech Gadgets Lover Prints

Dronin'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.