Tech Lovers Prints

'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'

'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

'Does this thing take K-cups, too?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

Europa takes a selfie

"Excuse me. I'm a running watch, not a watch TV and eat junk food watch."

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"Recalculating."

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

"How was the gig you went to last night?"

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"Remember to like and subscribe."

Smoker empties tobacco from pipe, then empties words from phone.

Drive Through

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'Well, that really cleared the circuits.'

"Romance"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

"I wept for I had no service. Then, met a man who had no thumbs."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'