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'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'

'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

'Does this thing take K-cups, too?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

Europa takes a selfie

"Excuse me. I'm a running watch, not a watch TV and eat junk food watch."

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Recalculating."

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'If Dr. Who had been as successful as Star Trek would everyone today be carrying screwdrivers that took pictures and played tunes?'

"How was the gig you went to last night?"

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"Remember to like and subscribe."

Smoker empties tobacco from pipe, then empties words from phone.

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

Drive Through

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'Well, that really cleared the circuits.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Fine - on the count of three, we set down our latter, put away our phones, then draw.

Don't tap the glass, dear - those are fish, not apps.

"Romance"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

"I wept for I had no service. Then, met a man who had no thumbs."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."