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"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

'Yep, wireless.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."

Before they were largely wiped out by European diseases, the Timuca Indians had a highly evolved society, built around dance, poetry and the world's first mobile phone.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I'm on the train."

'So by a vote of 8 to 2 we have decided to skip the industrial revolution completely, and go right into the electronic age.'

The first ATM is invented.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

'See if that think will tell you the dates of my birthday or our anniversary.'

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

"You've got Braille."

'Never Anything on TV...'

"Here's your problem, somebody tried to shred this CD-ROM."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'It's an app that understands conceptual art. You ask it a question and it groans, smiles glibly and walks away.'

Jet pack powered zimmer frame

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Computer generation - embryo in the womb plays computer games.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Busker with a Card Machine

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Group Five May Now Board"

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Find other people"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I'm back with the upgrades."

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

"Your life flashing before your eyes" "Skip recap"