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"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

'Yep, wireless.'

"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Before they were largely wiped out by European diseases, the Timuca Indians had a highly evolved society, built around dance, poetry and the world's first mobile phone.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I'm on the train."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'So by a vote of 8 to 2 we have decided to skip the industrial revolution completely, and go right into the electronic age.'

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

The first ATM is invented.

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

'See if that think will tell you the dates of my birthday or our anniversary.'

'It's an app that understands conceptual art. You ask it a question and it groans, smiles glibly and walks away.'

Busker with a Card Machine

Computer generation - embryo in the womb plays computer games.

"You've got Braille."

'Never Anything on TV...'

Jet pack powered zimmer frame

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"Here's your problem, somebody tried to shred this CD-ROM."

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

Turns out it's a cell tower, so, hey, no rush.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Really?! How long have people been tweeting?

"Be back soon. Self check in."

"Oh, wait, let me see what social media thinks."

"I must have completely lost track of time."