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'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

'Just think of it as if you're reading a long text-message.'

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Evolution.

'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'

"Sounds good. No, wait ??" that's my iPod."

"I think there's more to cyber security than hiding your laptop under the bed."

'The new hidden cameras will allow us to see if anyone is violating our privacy policy by reading someone else's email.'

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"The computers are fine, the staff has crashed."

"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."

Help. Didn't grasp the new technology.

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'Dad, what's the point of you and Mom working so hard if your names don't even show up on a Google search?'

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'That's New.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

Old Timer.

'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'

"Let's say you want to write an award-winning short story—you just push this key, here..."

"Meet the new head of security."

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

"I'm in way over my head"

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'

"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."