Technology Enthusiast Pillows

'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

'Just think of it as if you're reading a long text-message.'

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Evolution.

'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'

"I think there's more to cyber security than hiding your laptop under the bed."

'The new hidden cameras will allow us to see if anyone is violating our privacy policy by reading someone else's email.'

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"The computers are fine, the staff has crashed."

"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."

Help. Didn't grasp the new technology.

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'That's New.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Old Timer.

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

"Let's say you want to write an award-winning short story—you just push this key, here..."

Before and After Thomas Edison

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

"I'm in way over my head"

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

"Meet the new head of security."

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."

"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."

'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'