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'We can't make our phones any smaller. Maybe we can get advertising to get bigger models to hold them.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

Nerd tryouts.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'New Game'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot