Gadget Fans Pillows

'New product to keep your tummy in!'

"I can't guarantee you every iphone upgrade until you turn 30."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Nerd tryouts.

Useless add-ons.

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."