Gadget Fans With A Twist Pillows

"Well! According to my PDA, I've got the rest of the day free!"

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Useless add-ons.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Crystal Ball Plug

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"You exercise with your phone?"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Very old fashioned computer.

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