Gadget Geeks Pillows

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

Accident App

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A Blackberry tombstone

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Man reading a tablet in library.

Outdoor Activities in the Digital Age

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

Almost Done.

"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

Treadmill prototype

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Drones

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Robot porn.

'I need time off so I can stay home to learn how to use my remote.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'

Teenager with 'I am fitted with cctv' shirt.

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Hello, tech support? My iPad won’t sync to my laptop. I tried barking at it, but no luck."

Headphone swing

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"