Gadget Gurus Pillows

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

WARNING! This computer is infected with a virus! The best solution is to buy a new computer at ACME Computers 123 Main St.

'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'

'I just think that it's a little weird that he learned to text before talk.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Tech-Support

Computer technicians with too little training.

Computer tech support sacred offering

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

Church in the year 2035.

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Does this thing take K-cups, too?'

"My phone has advanced GPS. I not only know where I am, but also who, what, why, when and how I am."

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'Mom and dad were really spoiled. They never had to worry about recharging their phones.'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

"You used to bob for apples as a kid? They had waterproof computers way back then?"

"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Washing machine maintenance