Gadgets Guru Pillows

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"

One Cavemen invents the Wheel the other the Laptop.

Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity.

Single-cell phone

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

e-shoes

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Walking Luggage.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'