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Gadgets Guru Prints
Decorate their workspace or favorite gadget hangout with vibrant prints that celebrate their love for technology. Stylish and fun, these art prints make a smart statement.
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
One Cavemen invents the Wheel the other the Laptop.
Steve Jobs on the comedy circuit.
Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity.
Single-cell phone
"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."
"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
CEO with SEO
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Walking Luggage.
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
Mac OS 20
Gadgets Guru Prints Collection
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Gadgets Guru T-Shirts
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