Gadget Gurus T-Shirts

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

WARNING! This computer is infected with a virus! The best solution is to buy a new computer at ACME Computers 123 Main St.

Tech-Support

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'

'I just think that it's a little weird that he learned to text before talk.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"My phone has advanced GPS. I not only know where I am, but also who, what, why, when and how I am."

'Does this thing take K-cups, too?'

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Computer technicians with too little training.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

Church in the year 2035.

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

"You used to bob for apples as a kid? They had waterproof computers way back then?"

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

'Mom and dad were really spoiled. They never had to worry about recharging their phones.'

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Washing machine maintenance

"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."