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i-plod.

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Digital Fomo!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

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The Modern Novel.

Two Generations of Readers

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"We don't talk anymore."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

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